I'm Maya, turning 18 this August 2014 :9

Mainly Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon, with a dash of Frozen.

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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18 hours ago

hiddleindahood:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

this is why aliens are always angry with mankind in the movies

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1 day ago

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

(Source: iraffiruse, via the-slave-of-boredom)

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mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via the-slave-of-boredom)

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1 day ago

the-red-in-the-rose:

noribouu:

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

OMFG I AM SO SCARED FOR MY ASS RIGHT NOW.

GENTLY

(Source: protocol00, via rhodanum)

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1 day ago
fantuckingfastic asked: IS THAT MOTHAFUKIN OLLIE


Answer:

cabinmusic:

hes been there forever i told u guy s forever ago omg

i havent been on tumblr forever ago also check your tag

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1 day ago

redwinerain:

floozys:

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inspired by x

this was life changing

(via the-slave-of-boredom)

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1 day ago

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via the-slave-of-boredom)

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1 day ago

i’ve been looking for this my whole life

(Source: splendous, via mickyclifford)

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1 day ago

mamodork:

spooky-sasuke:

Either make Naruto hokage or show Kakashi’s face we did not dedicate almost 700 chapters to not see at least one.

I’m not even in this fandom and I feel this text post hard

(via the-slave-of-boredom)

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1 day ago

akailv:

Why aren’t more people watching this show?

(Source: a-lightly-salted-antlered-peanut, via the-slave-of-boredom)

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1 day ago

voodoomooncakes:

alchemist-rising:

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

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watch me swooce right out

(Source: itssexualhour, via the-slave-of-boredom)

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